Re: Happy Birthday BRINK!!
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Denver Runs Out Of Candle Wax :
It has been reported that the city of Denver has a "wax deficit crisis" following the birthday of one of its elder citizens . The person in question apparently needed nearly every candle in the state to represent the number of years she has been on the planet to place on her birthday cake (which was rumoured to be made in dimensions of approx 3 feet square to fit in the number of candles needed.)
The lighting of said candles caused such an potential inferno that local Fire Authorities were placed on high alert....(but that is another story).....
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