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Old 10-29-2008, 01:53 PM   #1
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Football FINALLY makes sense..........
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? !! It's only 25 cents!!!!
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:14 PM   #2
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lol ! Pretty darn funny Char.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:31 PM   #3
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:58 PM   #4
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OK- this is the 1st time I have ever even looked at this forum and this is funny!
thanks Char!
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Old 10-29-2008, 04:29 PM   #5
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I've never heard that one, good one, thanks char!

I imagine this blonde is a 'very big bills' fan (ok, you can booo)
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