Four married guys go fishing:
> > Subject: FW: Four married guys go fishing:
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> > > Four married guys go fishing:
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> > > First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
> > > fishing this weekend.
> > > I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house
> > next
> > > weekend.
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> > > Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will
> > build
> > > her a new deck'.
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> > > Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
> > I
> > > will remodel
> > > the kitchen for her.'
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> > > They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not
> > > said a word.
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> > > So they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do
> > > to be able to
> > > come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'
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> > > Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut
> > > off my alarm,
> > > gave my wife a nudge and said, 'Fishing or Sex?'
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> > > She said, 'Wear sun-block.'
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