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Old 04-08-2008, 04:41 PM   #1
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Default Speaking of Lightfoot Jokes....

After the recent hare/rabbit discussion, I thought this seemed somewhat appropriate :

LOVE IN THE LATER YEARS

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.

He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.

Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.

His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.

The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping"? she whispered.

He whispered back, "I found the remote".
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Old 04-08-2008, 05:30 PM   #2
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Default Re: Speaking of Lightfoot Jokes....

lol ! lol ! This made me laugh out loud... Pretty good one Ron.

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Old 04-08-2008, 06:04 PM   #3
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lolol
must have been some sports show on..
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Old 04-14-2008, 10:43 PM   #4
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Now THAT was FUNNY!
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