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Old 04-28-2003, 04:33 AM   #1
Earl E Riser
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THE CREATION

by curtesy of the UK Civil Service.

In the beginning was the plan and then came the assumptions and the assumptions were without form and the plan was completly without substance and the darkness was upon the faces of the SOs and they spake unto their SSOs saying "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh" and the SSOs went unto their Grade 7s, and sayeth "It is a pile of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof" and the Grade 7s went unto their Grade 6s, and sayeth "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong such that none here may abide it" and the Grade 6s went unto the Grade5, and sayeth "It is a vessel of fertiliser, and none may abide it's strength" and the Grade 5 went unto the Permanant Secretary, and sayeth "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong" and the Perm Sec. went unto the Prime Minister and sayeth unto him: "This powerful new plan will actively promote the growth and efficency of the government" and the Prime Minister looked upon the plan, and saw that it was good and the plan became policy

I suspect the answer is YES
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