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Old 08-05-2005, 07:43 PM   #1
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It is with great joy that I can unveil to the wonderful Corfid folk a tool which should be monitored carefully when reading the posts of the Master- Mr John Fowles.
If you stare at it for a few seconds you will get a reading on his posts...

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Old 08-05-2005, 11:31 PM   #2
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Steve, you crack me up!
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Old 08-06-2005, 07:08 AM   #3
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Which arrow, the silver one or the red one? :D
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Old 08-06-2005, 10:36 AM   #4
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Of course detection is one thing but there is even better news !!!! There is an antidote should you be exposed. Not sure yet if it goes on you or your monitor....

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Old 08-07-2005, 08:03 PM   #5
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sydney Steve:

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Hey Steve
OK you poor apology for a failed rocket scientist
In less than ten minutes I had tracked down your last two images using a google search for "bullshit" and then searching for
'bullshit meter" to find both of your images that once again you bothered to save and reupload to image shack
You sir are a blithering blathering idiot will you never learn??
for reference both pictures are ALREADY on a web site at:-
1. the meter:-
http://www.barking-moonbat.com/image...IT-O-METER.gif
2. the repellant spray:-
http://www.speeding.co.uk/acatalog/b...repellent2.JPG
so simply adding the UBB tags
{[img] and [/img]}
will effortlesly display them as follows


Moreover how could you fail to correctly code up a simple hyperlink from a picture
just why did your paltry attempt feature a spurious [/url]??
In view of your pointed/pointless barbs I think you must be some sort of
demented jellyfish a real Snottie possibly
"Seashells will kill you?" he said. "They've got lethal seashells here?"
"There are more things that will kill you up here than anywhere in Australia, and that's saying a lot, believe me."
I told him about the cassowary, the flightless, man-sized bird that lives in the rain forests, with a razor claw on each foot
with which it can slice you open in a deft and appallingly expansive manner; and the green tree snakes that dangle from
branches and so blend into the foliage that you don't see them until they are clamped onto a facial extremity. I mentioned
also the small but fearsomely poisonous blue-ringed octopus, whose caress is instant death; and the elegant but irritable
numb ray, which moves through the water like a flying carpet discharging 220 volts of electricity into anything that troubles
its progress; and the loathsome, sluggish stonefish, so called because it is indistinguishable from a rock, but with the
difference that it has twelve spikes on its back that are sharp enough to pierce the sole of a sneaker, injecting the hapless
sufferer with a myotoxin bearing a molecular weight of 150,000.
"And what does that mean exactly ? "
"Pain beyond description followed shortly by muscular paralysis, respiratory depression, cardiac palpitations, and a severe
disinclination to boogie. You might similarly be discommoded by fire-fish, which are easier to spot but no less hurtful.
Thereís even a jellyfish called the snottie."

"You're making this all up," he said, but without conviction.
"Oh, but Iím not!
Then I told him about the dreaded saltwater crocodile, which lurks in tropical lagoon estuaries, and even bays such as this
one, leaping from the water from time to time to snatch and devour unsuspecting passersby."
from:-
description of the Darwin area by Bill Bryson in his vastly entertaining travelogue, "In a Sunburned Country"

as quoted on:-
http://www.thedickmans.net/aussie.htm
(I have just reread the book in a forlorn attempt to understand the inverted psyche that could produce such an insufferably
rude first class twit/moron/cretin:-
take your pick)
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Old 08-09-2005, 05:55 PM   #6
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You both must have wives. Only married men have that much time on their hands.
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Old 08-09-2005, 08:25 PM   #7
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Old 08-10-2005, 04:11 AM   #8
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Who can deny that John Fowles' latest instructive manual complies with truth in advertising rules ???

From the master of the Genre !!!!!
JOHN FOWLES

[ August 10, 2005, 04:16: Message edited by: Sydney Steve ]
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