That's the best parody they could muster? Oh,brother.

Now presenting:"If You Could Clean That Grime"
"If you could clean that grime up,
oh how clean your house would smell."
"Just like a blooming rose garden,
clean as a whistle and clear as a bell."
"In this neighborhood,where the rents are high,with maids to change the sheets!"
"You know that don't come cheap"
"If you could clean that grime once,what a lesson you will learn." "Just like old Alice on the Brady Bunch,you'll leave no stone unturned." "When you reach the part,where the windows come,the hero's Mr. Clean!" "..and Brawny,never fails."
"N'If you clean between the blinds,you'll show that you are trying to understand."
"The cleaning that you've lacked".
"I never new you could clean this way and I've got to say,that spot..you missed it!"
"I didn't know it could take this long,but the lemon is strong and it wont hurt the table shellack!"
"If You Could clean that grime uuuuuuuuuup".
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Borderstone,gonna post some lines tonight!
[This message has been edited by Borderstone (edited January 21, 2004).]