" Where Am I??!! " (A Funny True Story!)

[Borderstone]

I was going to leave the library a bit ago but I had to share this with you guys! :D

I had to make "quick stop" to the "gentleman's" room before I was going to leave and there was one other person in there in a "stall".

Nothing unusual but I enterd the other stall (modesty)and then came out again. I saw this same person washing their hands was oddly dressed and then I noticed...was carrying a purse!

I said to this person,"M'am...do you know you're in the men's room?"

"Where am I?" "I am?!!"

She then quickly tossed her paper towels in the trash and ran out in full tilt embarrasment! LOL!! :D :D

Good thing I'm "modest" isn't it?? How in the world she didn't notice the five "stand-ups" (I call them) or the huge sign outside I can't imagine! :D

I laughed so hard I sounded like Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H!! Catch you all next week!

[Shutup and Deal, I'm Losin']

I've accidentally walked into the Women's restroom before, but was only like a footstep in, and managed to quickly step back out before anyone had the chance to see me and laugh at me.

[Jesse Joe]

Bordestone always in the right place at the right time. Great story B.

[joveski]

you want worse???..

a couple of weeks back, i was taking a piss on the cubical and an arm reached out from 'next door' and started rubbing my calf muscles... i gave it a swift kick and left without washing my hands... would have pissed on him, but i would got my leg at the same time.
now that was freaky

[Auburn Annie]

LOL - reminds me of my sister Mary's story. She'd been studying all day at Bird Library (Syracuse University), not her usual haunt as she was a student at LeMoyne College, also in Syracuse, and had to go upstairs for some reference book or other. She saw a small knot of people headed for the elevator and called out "hold the door!", followed them in, and discovered they'd all been headed for the men's room NEXT to the elevator. Needless to say she backed out in a hurry, gathered her stuff together and called it a day.

[Auburn Annie]

In 1998, when I stayed at the Philadelphia Marriott (near Reading Terminal Market) for a library conference there were so many women attending that the hotel staff "adapted" several men's rooms on a couple of floors to accommodate the, uh, overflow. They placed huge bouquets of fresh flowers in the urinals; half the traffic in and out was to check out the floral arrangements.

[Borderstone]

The restrooms....da horra! Da horra!! :D LOL!

[Shutup and Deal, I'm Losin']

Originally posted by joveski:
you want worse???..

a couple of weeks back, i was taking a piss on the cubical and an arm reached out from 'next door' and started rubbing my calf muscles... i gave it a swift kick and left without washing my hands... would have pissed on him, but i would got my leg at the same time.
now that was freaky

Best to toat a pistol around nowadays.

[Shutup and Deal, I'm Losin']

Originally posted by MistyMoppens:

And it was A LOT cleaner smelling than the so-called "Ladies" room.

Don't blame the janitors... :D (Just jokin')

In some places, the ladies rooms are cleaner than the mens rooms.

[Borderstone]

I don't know how guys can be so gross! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

They sometime don't "hit the lever",they get the seat "wet" if they go #1,I won't even talk about #2 and they don't wash their hands more than 75% of the time!

I may be a guy,but they truly make me sick!

[joveski]

> In some places, the ladies rooms are cleaner than the mens rooms.


some places???
you mean all plces.. we're animals - go in there without any conversation. do yer stuff and leave. usually cause of the stench