I need Watchmans opinion:D

How do you think a white boy standing 6 foot 3 and weighing in at 148lbs. would stand against:
1. Major Sir Jerry Pending

2. The cruel world out there

3. You

???

[Borderstone]

I think he is!!!! Duncan! Are you Cuckoo?!!!!
Run away! Run away!

quote:Originally posted by TheWatchman:
1. To fight the major, you will only need to punch yourself.

2. Against the world, good luck. It's tough out there.

3. Me? Are you serious?

Your incorrect about answer#1.(I'm not the major!) You couldn't be more right about #2. There's no telling about answer#3... I knew I could count on you to be honest, though.

[BILLW]

DMD3,
You're tall enough to start using steroids, I'd say go for it. But since we're all 'friends' here I gotta tell you something. The Watchman's dogs would do you in before you laid a glove on him. Again I'm assuming you're not planning on fighting with your truck. Watch the first half of "Full Metal Jacket" and then go sign up for the 'delayed entry program' you can be on Parris Island the day after you graduate High School. I spent a fun summer there and I think you'll enjoy yourself. Don't just talk the talk - walk the walk. Ask your doctor about the steroids, don't buy 'em at the gym - they're still legal but not for athletes. Have fun,

Bill

[joveski]

> You're tall enough to start using steroids, I'd say go for it.


i think he already does use them... or something or another...

i'll have what you're smoking

[stationmaster]

Yes certainly! Pass it along...lol

Just kidding about that 3rd question. But, if I were going to fight him, a 44 pistol would take care of those dogs, unless he has over 8 of them.

quote:Originally posted by TheWatchman:
Are you sure about that?



Purty sure...

I once got knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight. 6 of my buddies were swinging him around by the feet at the same time

Those wouldn't be Schutzhund trained dogs now would they?

Look it up D. You don't want to mess with 'em.


quote:Originally posted by DMD3:
Purty sure...

Watchman,


Your mutts won't amount to much when someone hunts them down with a shotgun from the top of a tree. I'm quite sure they cannot climb trees nor knock them down. I wouldn't talk too much $hit if I were you.

[BILLW]

quote:Originally posted by Doug D-Thug:
Watchman,


Your mutts won't amount to much when someone hunts them down with a shotgun from the top of a tree. I'm quite sure they cannot climb trees nor knock them down. I wouldn't talk too much $hit if I were you.

Now what genius would want to be up a tree shooting at TheWatchman's dogs ? Think that one through a little bit Doug ?

Bill

[joveski]

duncan,
arent you a bit young to be hitting the bottle??

[joveski]

the watchman's dogs will bite a big chunk of the tree trunk and send the whole thing tumbling down with duncan on the top of it!

is he putting rock in the crack pipe or horse manure?

[Borderstone]

I hope any of you come to Phoenix when he plays here again so I can say hi! ..and so we can get Gordon's autograph again and welcome him back!

quote:Originally posted by TheWatchman:
The horse manure is between his ears and the crack is in his pipe. I hope to meet Duncan at the next Gord concert.

Watchman, it sounds like your pretty mad right now. If I didn't know better, I'd say you took me seriously! This whole topic was a joke! The whole time I was reading your posts(threats), I was laughing my head off. I didn't think you thought I wanted to fight you though. But now I'm not so sure. But there are 3 reasons why I wouldn't fight you:
1.I'm not mean like that.

2.You probably know martial arts and don't say anything about it.
3.Your dogs will make dogshit out of me.

As for those kitty cats, you could call me a 'ringneck loonatic'. About your German Shepard, he would jump at the chance to fight me. I would make a lovely bone(s) . I didn't post as Doug D-Thug and a Gord concert is no place to fight! Honestly...


[This message has been edited by DMD3 (edited July 04, 2004).]

quote:Originally posted by joveski:

is he putting rock in the crack pipe or horse manure?

I'm putting the substance that comes from your ass!!! Now that will make a person high! (Just kidding!)

[Borderstone]

Now,Douglas....that was just downright nasty and disgusting! You sure you turned "17" this year and not the same # without the 7?

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"A knight of the road,going back to a place where he might get warm." - Borderstone

[BILLW]

OK Guys,

If DMD3 says he's not Doug Dthug or whatever lets take him at his word. In the words of that great peacemaker from California, 'what's his name', "Can't we all just get along?" Peace.

LOL,
Bill

[BILLW]

Hey Watchman,

I'll have my wife with me but I'd be glad to buy the first round. My beverage of choice is Diet Coke (or Diet Pepsi).

Bill

quote:Originally posted by TheWatchman:
Fight? I was going to hook you up with a lovely lady for the evening and buy you a Coke.



Oh... Why didn't you say so???

Is this your dog?