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Old 07-15-2005, 05:47 AM   #23
Sydney Steve
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Sydney NSW Australia
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Voice capability - woo hoo!!
I knew that course of 124 testosterone tablets, along with the free "You Too Can Sound Like Sean Connery" tape would come in handy. You bloody beauty!
My "on line voice" is way cool (and very deep) giving, as they guaranteed, a "completely misleading impression to naive onliners regardless of how weedy your puny body really is!"
The downside is that hair seems to grow madly everywhere ! I have found though, it can also be dealt with using an easy to use product pictured below ...



DO A "STEVE" AND
PLUCK YOUR WAY TO PHYSICAL PERFECTION!!!!
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