Thank you. That was hysterical.
Unfortunately it's all so true.
I would add "Will never again be able to eat an entire Hershey bar in one sitting without dire consequences."
I have also now given up all illusions and simply buy the biggest box of antiacids they make. I love Mexican food, but it no longer loves me.
I'll just be hobbling back to my bed now for my late morning nap.
And I also seem to be rapidly loosing the ability to spell. Dementia may be setting in. Gods, how did Gordon survive his 40's? How does anyone? Please someone tell me it levels out in your 50's?
[This message has been edited by violet Blue Horse (edited December 18, 2004).]
[This message has been edited by violet Blue Horse (edited December 18, 2004).]
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