Silverheels. Point taken, re. French. The sad thing is my wife and I love France, and usually go over most years. But not this year.
You would be most welcome at the pub. When you say 'sing' I take it you are using it in it's broadest sense. I think Gordon would sue me if he heard me.
It reminds me of the old gag.
Torch singer to piano player, "That tune you are playing, has haunted me from the first time I sang it"
Piano player to torch singer, "It should, you murdered it"