Gee SH, I think you may be the lucky one, while you are off sailing and having a great time, the ship has docked in Toronto, well its not really Toronto, we are just to the east at a place starting with "W".
We're going ashore now, Charlenes at the end of the gangway, shes handing out rakes, shovels, paint brushes, brooms, lawn mowers, OMG no !! we've been SHANGHAIED !!!
Keep Smiling Ron....