[Borderstone]

Thanks all and to KHester for posting the link. (I'm not good at that,never have been able to it all these years,despite people showing me how to.) I'm better at posting and net surfing.


Here's what I feel is her funniest dialog

Archie:
"All I've been hearing about is cling peaches, which is comin' out of
my ears! Now don't say them two words no more!" "Now, how did you hit a car?"

Edith: "Well, that's where the... "mmm-MMMM-mmm" came in......"(Archie glares at her)
(Edith shakes her head): "You told me never to say them two words."

(Continuing) "You see, I was coming
out of the supermarket with my basket full of... "mmm-MMMM-mmm".
"...And there was Mrs. Duncan with her new baby. I took a peek in the carriage, but I couldn't see the baby too well, he was all..."

Archie: "Will you get on with THE STORY?!!"


Edith : "Well, I knew I had to say something nice about the baby,so I went "Oh! Isn't that a beautiful baby!"
"... And when I went "Oh!", the shopping basket got away from me! It rolled down the hill and smashed into this parked car and scratched the fender!"
"... And then, this can of "mmm-MMMM-mmm"... in heavy syrup... jumped out and made a big dent in the hood!(pauses to think)


Edith: "It was a freak accident!" Classic.