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Old 01-06-2011, 01:32 PM   #2
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well I though this was pretty funny but I now see that not one of the 33 corfiddlers who have apparently looked at it so far thought it worthy of comment. not even a troll or robot so I thought I would reply myself
Thinks talking to oneself is regarded as the first signs of what??
Recapping I had received the photo of Mujibar in an email and as the original's location was obscure I had saved it and uploaded it to my own website for posterity.
I should have done a google image search for "Mujibar" I just did and that same picture is on literally dozens of websites
However the very first result is this antipodean varietal:-

amongst those that feature the Mujibar graphic are
http://seniors-australia.com/
where another joke is"-
Help Needed With Ebay
28 September
 
Help .. Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay?
Yesterday I put in a bid for a "Cowboy Outfit" and now it seems I’m only six minutes away from owning the Queensland Government
and
http://www.datehookup.com/Thread-278768.htm
where you can read
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a Red Dot on the middle of their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.

also on that page just below Mujibar are these profound thoughts

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...."
** *1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
** *2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
** *3. You have more wives than teeth.
** *4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
** *5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
** *6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
** *7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
** *8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
** *9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.
** *10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.


Mujibar is also featured on Allison's blog journal:-
http://allisonsjournal.wordpress.com/
scroll down just below Mujibar is a splendid series of cat pictures
including
"I kept losing things."

I also found some lavatory humUr:-
"Anger Management
 
Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you

control your anger?"

Wife: "I clean the toilet."

Husband: "How does that help?"

Wife: "I use your toothbrush ."
John



Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can’t eat it or play with it,
just pee on it and walk away.

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