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charlene · 10-22-2009, 04:20 PM

What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a triangle?
A triangle has 3 points.

Why did Vesa Toskala interrupt two people having sex? He wanted to know what it felt like to stop someone from scoring.

Two friends die in a car accident during a terrible snow storm. They arrive in Hell and the Devil begins their punishment by turning up the heat very high. But the two friends are not in any pain, in fact they appear happy. The Devil asks why are they happy and they respond that they are from Canada and it's nice to be around warm weather. The Devil turns the heat even higher, still nothing. He then decides to lower the temperature in Hell as much as possible, thinking that the two friends could not bear such coldness. Instead he finds them happier than ever and jumping for joy. "It's freezing here!", says the Devil "Why are you two so happy??" One of the friends replies, "Hell just froze over! The Leafs won the Stanley Cup!"

The Leafs have applied to the NHL to play all their games underwater in future. Apparently there are 20,000 leagues under the sea and they hope they can find one they can win.

What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common? They both look great until they hit the ice!

As a non-Leaves fan, I've always admired that slogan MLSE came up with..."The Passion That Unites Us All". You have to give them credit, that's a pretty clever way of saying "Misery Loves Company".

What do Vesa Toskala and Michael Jackson have in common? - They both wear one glove for apparently no reason.

Where would you find the Red Light District in Toronto?...Behind the Leafs net!!

10-22-2009, 04:20 PM	#18
charlene Moderator Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 16,001	Re: Leaf predication poll... winless and still counting What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a triangle? A triangle has 3 points. Why did Vesa Toskala interrupt two people having sex? He wanted to know what it felt like to stop someone from scoring. Two friends die in a car accident during a terrible snow storm. They arrive in Hell and the Devil begins their punishment by turning up the heat very high. But the two friends are not in any pain, in fact they appear happy. The Devil asks why are they happy and they respond that they are from Canada and it's nice to be around warm weather. The Devil turns the heat even higher, still nothing. He then decides to lower the temperature in Hell as much as possible, thinking that the two friends could not bear such coldness. Instead he finds them happier than ever and jumping for joy. "It's freezing here!", says the Devil "Why are you two so happy??" One of the friends replies, "Hell just froze over! The Leafs won the Stanley Cup!" The Leafs have applied to the NHL to play all their games underwater in future. Apparently there are 20,000 leagues under the sea and they hope they can find one they can win. What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common? They both look great until they hit the ice! As a non-Leaves fan, I've always admired that slogan MLSE came up with..."The Passion That Unites Us All". You have to give them credit, that's a pretty clever way of saying "Misery Loves Company". What do Vesa Toskala and Michael Jackson have in common? - They both wear one glove for apparently no reason. Where would you find the Red Light District in Toronto?...Behind the Leafs net!!