[Shutup and Deal, I'm Losin']

THE BATHTUB TEST

While visiting a mental asylum, I asked the Director what defined whether or not a
patient should be institutionalized.

Director: 'Well, we do a little test. We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub.'

Me: 'Oh, I see. A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than a spoon or cup.'

Director: 'No, a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'