Thanks brink.
I think John was saying I'm rivaling Stationmaster for clever game concepts.
To continue: You go to a demolition derby and take over tha annoucer's booth to sing,"Race Among The Ruins". :D
You drift into a chourus of "The House You Live In" while reading The Three Little Pigs to your kid!
You assume everyone who cheats on their lover has an "Affair on Eigth Avenue"
and also,at the end of saying your prayers,instead of "Amen" you say,"Forgive Me Lord" for I have sinned.