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Sydney Steve · 07-15-2005, 05:47 AM

Voice capability - woo hoo!!
I knew that course of 124 testosterone tablets, along with the free "You Too Can Sound Like Sean Connery" tape would come in handy. You bloody beauty!
My "on line voice" is way cool (and very deep) giving, as they guaranteed, a "completely misleading impression to naive onliners regardless of how weedy your puny body really is!"
The downside is that hair seems to grow madly everywhere ! I have found though, it can also be dealt with using an easy to use product pictured below ...

DO A "STEVE" AND
PLUCK YOUR WAY TO PHYSICAL PERFECTION!!!!

07-15-2005, 05:47 AM	#23
Sydney Steve Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Sydney NSW Australia Posts: 300	Voice capability - woo hoo!! I knew that course of 124 testosterone tablets, along with the free "You Too Can Sound Like Sean Connery" tape would come in handy. You bloody beauty! My "on line voice" is way cool (and very deep) giving, as they guaranteed, a "completely misleading impression to naive onliners regardless of how weedy your puny body really is!" The downside is that hair seems to grow madly everywhere ! I have found though, it can also be dealt with using an easy to use product pictured below ... DO A "STEVE" AND PLUCK YOUR WAY TO PHYSICAL PERFECTION!!!! __________________ Inventor and highly successful user of the " Reverse Polarity Chick Magnet" ! Female Repulsion Proven for 50 + years !