Y'know Bill,that "clean version" reminds me of how my older brother and I talked our mom into taking us to see the movie "Used Cars" with Kurt Russell in summer of 1980.(Rated R!) :D LOL
He was 13 and I was just past 12!
We basically told our mom we wanted to see this really funny new movie starring Kurt. What she didn't know (and that we left out),was that in the TV ad,it made it somewhat clear that...ahem..."women would be shown".
Amazingly,when those scenes came on,my mother didn;t drag us out of the theatre. When we got home,judging by the look on her face,i thought for sure we were busted!
..but all she said was,"If I had known that kind of thing was in that movie,I'd never have taken you!" Naturally,we played innocent. :D