"One day I was traveling in a bus that had a really bad jerk in it.....that's when the driver told me to get out!"

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"Did you hear about the road made of chewing gum?"
"Chewing gum?" "No."
"Oh,yeah." "They called it "CareFree Highway"!!!

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"A knight of the road,going back to a place where he might get warm."

- Borderstone
[This message has been edited by Borderstone (edited November 22, 2004).]