Lol!
Hey!! jj, - have you been nipping over the border?
I found this in this week’s Sunday Times –
Kidnap of the week
Three thieves were arrested after returning to the scene of their crime to silence a talking parrot. They feared the bird would identify them to police. The three men raided a house in Memphis, Tennessee, and were making off with their haul when one of them realised the parrot had heard him using the nickname JJ. Fearing the parrot would squeal to the law, they decided to return for the bird. The raiders were just loading the parrot into the car when a patrol car arrived to give chase. The bird escaped when the thieves’ car crashed and its cage burst open. It is currently on the run.
jj – would you repost your children joke? – I want to send it to a friend. Thanks.