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Old 11-22-2003, 01:35 PM   #3
TheWatchman
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Cleaning restrooms at a state park during college. I thought I was going to work in the maintenance department but I soon found out that the state of Ohio had other plans for me. $5.15 per hour. Cleaning restrooms in the entire park to took 8 hours and lots of elbow grease.

No running water. Pitfall latrines. Literally had to stand on the backs of the toilets and scrub using all my might to scrub them clean. Sometimes a 2000 psi sprayer was needed to bust lose all the sh*t from the beer drinking hillbillies with overactive colons. They would write all over the concrete walls with there feces and it would take a long time to scrub them clean.

One time I got an emergency call to one of the RR's in the campground. When I got there, I found a very irate hillbilly with crap all down his back. Apparantly, another hillbilly crapped on the door jam to the entrance to of the RR and this other hillbilly didn't see it and stepped in it and fell on his back and landed on the pile. He was so angry I though he was going to have a stroke right then and there.

Sometimes the smell was so bad I would smoke cigars to mask it. Even straight pine tar could not make a dent in that stench. Each pit had 8 toilets and must have held thousands of gallons of human waste. They would not pump them empty until the level was so high it was almost up to the floor.

Still would rather do that then work in fast food. I would not last in that atmosphere for 5 minutes.
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