quote:Originally posted by SilverHeels:
[B][QUOTE]Originally posted by charlene:
http://www.riverfronttimes.com/issue...ic/bsides.html
This time of year, magazines are rife with tips on throwing "the can't-miss holiday party of the season!" They tell you how to get guests to attend (uh, alcohol), but they never tell you how to get people to leave. Reclaim the home turf with these buzz-kill party enders:
Patsy Cline, "Crazy": Especially effective on drunk, overly sentimental singles, Patsy Cline is a ringer. Being single during the holidays can be brutal, but being dumped during the holidays is worse. Commercials never show people giving themselves a stunning diamond tennis bracelet. Misery might love company, but when your company gets miserable, the company goes home. Dabbing their eyes with your festive holiday napkins. >>
OMG! they're talking about me!!!!!!! 
LOLOLOL!
I knew it, the minute I started reading it. I said, "Yup, this is Bru they're talking about."
Gee, I'm glad it wasn't me.
Cathy
http://www.cathycowette.com