Jessi Jo is definitely a woman. I don't know if she's real, or just a product of Gord's imagination. Read these lyrics and tell me they aren't about a woman.
Jessi-Jo said you had better not stray, all we have are promises
Jessi-Jo said you had better stay home, from the ice cap far away
Oh Jessi-Jo where did you go, polar bear on my right
Jessi-Jo I need you now, flyin' blind tonight
Oh Jessi-Jo where did you go, do you feel all right
Jessi-Jo I need you now
I need you here tonight, flyin' blind tonight
I'm glad we all know your a man! I had pictured you as a 30ish woman!
But you should think about changing your name to something a little more masculin! Boss Man would be cool. Hey You is kind of cute, too. Miguel... Mr. Rock of Ages... Ordinary Man...Pony Man (that might be taken, though)... Rainbow Trout... Red Velvet... Ringneck Loon... Same Old Loverman... Shellfish... Someone To Believe In... Uncle Toad... any of those would work. There are more, but I think they're already used.
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