The time has come to bow out gracefully. It has been interesting.

Adios.

But who am I gonna talk/goad/jest/bu*****t to about the upcoming Ashes series Jim ?
You are leaving me with a (now unnasailable ) 1 nil lead in sledging !
Best wishes mate.

Bye Jim. :( Be good! ;)

Wow Jim was it something we said? You have been most enjoyable.

what's going on? where ya goin?
come back!

Don't go!! I'll be a better pen-pal, promise!