It's about that temp where I am and the snow is softly falling. Here's the scene:
You're on a family ski trip. The car is crammed with your 3 kids, the dog, your spouse, mother-in-law, and all your gear. Six pair of skis are on the roof. By the time you reach Boulder, it's a blizzard. Through the headlights you see a figure by the highway with a sign that just says "Mother." As you get closer, you're looking hard through the snow...it can't be!! It's Gordon Lightfoot!!! It's 10 degrees and getting colder... What do you do??? [This message has been edited by supaiblue (edited November 01, 2000).] |
It's about that temp where I am and the snow is softly falling. Here's the scene:
You're on a family ski trip. The car is crammed with your 3 kids, the dog, your spouse, mother-in-law, and all your gear. Six pair of skis are on the roof. By the time you reach Boulder, it's a blizzard. Through the headlights you see a figure by the highway with a sign that just says "Mother." As you get closer, you're looking hard through the snow...it can't be!! It's Gordon Lightfoot!!! It's 10 degrees and getting colder... What do you do??? [This message has been edited by supaiblue (edited November 01, 2000).] |
Oh, that's easy . . . I'd strap my mother-in-law up on the car's roof along with the 6 pair of skis, and offer the great one a lift! What else?!?!?!?!
Mary Ann ps: I guess it's a good thing that I don't have a mother-in-law, huh? |
Oh, that's easy . . . I'd strap my mother-in-law up on the car's roof along with the 6 pair of skis, and offer the great one a lift! What else?!?!?!?!
Mary Ann ps: I guess it's a good thing that I don't have a mother-in-law, huh? |
What'll you do? You stop and bring him
in! You make room somehow. What you dont do is drive past him! It'll be a lot warmer with Gord in the car. He sits up front with the driver and entertains with a few songs, while in the back wifey is gently running her fingers thru his curls (oops - sorry - wrong song), kids have stopped being monsters so totally in awe of this magical being who has entered their lives and ma-in-law cant believe he has just turned and winked at her while singing: ForLovin' Me'. Well - something like that anyway. LOL |
I stop the car, let the freak show do their own thing in Boulder, and it's just me and Gord, hitchin' down the Hiway, and I don't care how cold it is...
(just kidding, honey...) lol |
I stop the car, let the freak show do their own thing in Boulder, and it's just me and Gord, hitchin' down the Hiway, and I don't care how cold it is...
(just kidding, honey...) lol |
OOOHHHHHHH HOW I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A SCENE LIKE THIS MY WHOLE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
I leave the entire family on the side of the highway with the skis and luggage and point them in the direction of Boulder. I (and the dog) offer to drive Gord back to Canada on the condition that he sing every song he's ever written. The trip should take about 5 days. This could be a sequel to my Steven King movie "Misery." |
OOOHHHHHHH HOW I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A SCENE LIKE THIS MY WHOLE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
I leave the entire family on the side of the highway with the skis and luggage and point them in the direction of Boulder. I (and the dog) offer to drive Gord back to Canada on the condition that he sing every song he's ever written. The trip should take about 5 days. This could be a sequel to my Steven King movie "Misery." |
Kathy, maybe if you drive no faster than 45mph you could stretch it to a week! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif
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Kathy, maybe if you drive no faster than 45mph you could stretch it to a week! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif
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You guys are kinda scary. Misery II? What about the rest of us? LOL.
And would you kidnap a poor boy who wanted to see his mom? By the way, when I was hitching in north France in 1976 in the middle of the winter (below zero, but that was Celsius), I was standing by the highway with a sign that just said "S.V.P." The kind traveler who stopped thought the sign was quite amusing. He, of course, recognized me as American but stopped anyway because I had asked politely in French. My sign was inspired in part by "10 Degrees," a simple plea rather than a destination. ------------------ "And the laughter came too easy for life to pass me by." - SDYS |
You guys are kinda scary. Misery II? What about the rest of us? LOL.
And would you kidnap a poor boy who wanted to see his mom? By the way, when I was hitching in north France in 1976 in the middle of the winter (below zero, but that was Celsius), I was standing by the highway with a sign that just said "S.V.P." The kind traveler who stopped thought the sign was quite amusing. He, of course, recognized me as American but stopped anyway because I had asked politely in French. My sign was inspired in part by "10 Degrees," a simple plea rather than a destination. ------------------ "And the laughter came too easy for life to pass me by." - SDYS |
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