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Gaby 05-04-2004 07:43 PM

For some seriously non-pc fun and nonsense to pass the time while we’re waiting for Harmony to arrive, take a look at this site:

http://www.thespark.com

Topics include:

Poor Spelling Children Pay Dearly for "Letters to Satan"

The Sex Test

The Date-My-Sister Project!

The Pickup Test

The Un-Telligence Test

violet Blue Horse 05-04-2004 09:46 PM

Submissive Introverted Concrete Feeler

I have no idea what that means, but that's apparently my personality according to the personality test. Sounds really kinky doesn't it? Or is it just me? Shoulda stopped at one beer. But then maybe I shouldn't have been drinking when I took the test . . . hmmmmmm . . .

quote:Originally posted by Gaby:
For some seriously non-pc fun and nonsense to pass the time while we’re waiting for Harmony to arrive, take a look at this site:

http://www.thespark.com

Topics include:

Poor Spelling Children Pay Dearly for "Letters to Satan"

The Sex Test

The Date-My-Sister Project!

The Pickup Test

The Un-Telligence Test



Doug Letcher 05-05-2004 12:49 PM

I took something called the "purity" test?
I am 52% pure?

Gaby 05-05-2004 03:59 PM

Hmmm?? Doug!!
Well, I can only hope you cheated! - 'cos I only got 32%!!
And I'm a very good girl......... http://www.corfid.com/ubb/smile.gif

Doug Letcher 05-05-2004 04:10 PM

quote:Originally posted by Gaby:
Hmmm?? Doug!!
Well, I can only hope you cheated! - 'cos I only got 32%!!
And I'm a very good girl......... http://www.corfid.com/ubb/smile.gif



Anything I did between the ages of 17
and 25 doesn't count!

Gaby 05-05-2004 04:23 PM

LOL - Oh! Yes - it does!!

violet Blue Horse 05-05-2004 04:39 PM

I took the Slut Test. Only 42% slutty. I thought I'd score way higher than that. Hmmmmm, beginning to doubt the validity of these tests.

Doug Letcher 05-06-2004 03:14 PM

I think I'll stay away from the slut test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

violet Blue Horse 05-06-2004 08:44 PM

Oh come on Doug. What are you afraid of? http://www.corfid.com/ubb/tongue.gif


quote:Originally posted by Doug Letcher:
I think I'll stay away from the slut test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Doug Letcher 05-07-2004 01:39 AM

Took the damn slut test! 71% slutty!
Happy now!

Jenney 05-07-2004 08:20 AM

quote:Originally posted by violet Blue Horse:
I took the Slut Test. Only 42% slutty. I thought I'd score way higher than that. Hmmmmm, beginning to doubt the validity of these tests.

I had a bit too much time on my hands this morning, and came out 32%. I lead a sheltered life....

There were 3 other women that agreed with the name I entered on the last question. My guess is Gaby, Violet, and......Doug?

Doug Letcher 05-07-2004 01:24 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaby 05-07-2004 02:29 PM

Reality check!!
I suppose if we were all as deliciously slutty and impure as our scores suggest, we’d all be out ‘doing’ instead of visiting daft websites. One of the penalties of growing old and settling down. Yuk!! I shall have to do something about this.

violet Blue Horse 05-07-2004 04:15 PM

http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Not bad for a man. I bow to your superior sluttyness.

quote:Originally posted by Doug Letcher:
Took the damn slut test! 71% slutty!
Happy now!



violet Blue Horse 05-07-2004 04:17 PM

Ohhhhh, yeah, well, of course. What other answer is there? Although Doug, eh, um, that one worries me.

Quick, some other female here please speak up and say they took the slut test. Doug's, er, manhood is at stake.

quote:Originally posted by Jenney:
There were 3 other women that agreed with the name I entered on the last question. My guess is Gaby, Violet, and......Doug?[/B]


violet Blue Horse 05-07-2004 04:19 PM

No, it's just that my best years are behind me. http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Well, along with a much larger butt. Then we could talk about gravity. http://www.corfid.com/ubb/frown.gif

quote:Originally posted by Gaby:
Reality check!!
I suppose if we were all as deliciously slutty and impure as our scores suggest, we’d all be out ‘doing’ instead of visiting daft websites. One of the penalties of growing old and settling down. Yuk!! I shall have to do something about this.



Gaby 05-07-2004 05:18 PM

quote:Originally posted by violet Blue Horse:
No, it's just that my best years are behind me.

Who says? – The best could be yet to come. http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
You never can tell!!

Gaby 05-07-2004 05:46 PM

Maybe Doug voted for Justin Timberlake!

I know one other female who took the Slut Test - She's just not admitting to it. She scored way too high.

And just who the hell are Ryan Phillipe and Alex Fiorelli? And, how come they got 45168 more votes than the guy we voted for???

Doug Letcher 05-07-2004 06:27 PM

Granted, there were some questions in this
test that a man just couldn't answer, but I
did my best with it, changing some of the
questions around to suit a man. 71% slutty,
not bad I think considering what I may or may not have done between the ages of 17 and
25! As for my manhood, trust
me ladies , Justin Timberlake doesn't do it for me!
Drew Barrymore, now we're talking.

DMD3 05-07-2004 09:05 PM

84% on the purity test http://www.corfid.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.corfid.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.corfid.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.corfid.com/ubb/eek.gif

27% on the gay test. Whew. I mean, I knew I'd score low...

The results are in! You are http://test.thespark.com/sluttest/slut.cgi


23% slutty
which is actually less than the average, 46%.


Based on the 9,463,094 test takers so far:
you're sluttier than 13% of the world.
you're cleaner than 87% of the world.


That's all the time I have for now.

DMD3 05-07-2004 09:08 PM

Having seen some of the results of others on this site, I think my parents wouldn't want me on this forum, knowing the scores. How can you score 32% on the purity test and like Gordon Lightfoot? http://www.corfid.com/ubb/confused.gif Gaby, thought you were a guy http://www.corfid.com/ubb/confused.gif .

------------------
inders, keepers, losers, weepers
Ring around the rosy and I'll catch you if I can
And if you don't say may I, then you'll have to start again
But first you must indulge me and count from one to ten
Let the game begin

I adore you when you touch me
Pin the tail upon the donkey, you will surely win
And if you don't say may I, then I'll pass the cake around
And I won't give you any, but you won't make a sound
You don't eat soap, anyhow

Red light, green light, blue light, yellow light
You can take three giant steps or a baby step will do
But if you don't say may I, then I'll march you out the door
Where you'll be contemplating the numbers one to four
I hope you're keeping score

Cause if you don't say may I, then I'll get you with the hose
And spoil your Sunday clothes Will it please you if I tease you
While you're at the spindry, I'll pass the pie around
But you won't make a sound
You don't eat blackbird anyhow

There's four and twenty reasons why it can't be wrong
How long have you been gone
Finders, keepers, losers, weepers
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
Wear your sneakers around sound sleepers

brink 05-07-2004 10:53 PM

I can't divulge my scores, Doug I agree anything between 17 and 25 should not count. Next time I take it I will leave out the formative years(17-25).

violet Blue Horse 05-07-2004 11:41 PM

I was a late bloomer. Nothing worth talking about happened before the age of 27. Eh, well, then I made up for lost time of course. http://www.corfid.com/ubb/redface.gif

quote:Originally posted by brink:
I can't divulge my scores, Doug I agree anything between 17 and 25 should not count. Next time I take it I will leave out the formative years(17-25).


Gaby 05-08-2004 08:09 AM

quote:Originally posted by DMD3:

How can you score 32% on the purity test and like Gordon Lightfoot?

Easily!! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif
And, judging from some of his lyrics, he would probably ‘score’ pretty well, too. The man is not, and never has been, a saint.

quote: Gaby, thought you were a guy

Why???????
Do you actually read the posts you reply to?

Did anyone-else think I was a fellah?

Jenney 05-08-2004 08:26 AM

quote:Originally posted by Gaby:
Why???????
Do you actually read the posts you reply to?

Did anyone-else think I was a fellah?


Not once I found those pictures of you on the internet! That sure dispelled any doubt! It's understandable though, you were young and needed the money......

Gaby 05-08-2004 09:08 AM

Jenney. Shush!!!

My husband still thinks I was working nights at Burger King!! They pay really well over here in the UK. http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Cathy 05-08-2004 09:45 AM

quote:Originally posted by DMD3:
Having seen some of the results of others on this site, I think my parents wouldn't want me on this forum, knowing the scores. How can you score 32% on the purity test and like Gordon Lightfoot? http://www.corfid.com/ubb/confused.gif Gaby, thought you were a guy http://www.corfid.com/ubb/confused.gif .



I wonder what Gord would score.

Cathy http://www.cathycowette.com


Char1 05-09-2004 02:47 AM

31 per cent.

i gotta get out more.....do some major time travelling back in time maybe...

DMD3 05-11-2004 12:19 PM

What kind of a female name is Gaby? Gaby is a guy name.

Auburn Annie 05-11-2004 12:55 PM

quote:Originally posted by DMD3:
What kind of a female name is Gaby? Gaby is a guy name.

Probably short for Gabrielle, like Gaby or Gabe is short for Gabriel (as in the Angel Gabriel)

Gaby 05-12-2004 08:46 AM

Yup! Annie’s right. http://www.corfid.com/ubb/smile.gif
Gaby’s not an unusual name over here in Europe, especially in France and Germany.
Anyway, what sort of a moniker is DMD3? – Dozy Male Drone? http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif (joke!)

Doug Letcher 05-12-2004 01:45 PM

quote:Originally posted by Floorian:
I scored 28% on the gay test. About what I expected.
But I scored a whopping 03% on the purity test! Amazing! I never expected to get as high as 01. This has made my day!


3 % on the purity test?!? Oh my goodness.


SilverHeels 05-15-2004 02:06 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gaby:
[B]Maybe Doug voted for Justin Timberlake!

I know one other female who took the Slut Test - She's just not admitting to it. She scored way too high. [QUOTE]

and just for that I shall post THOSE photos of you right here! pssst- John ... can you help me post some soft p*** pix ? http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif

Gaby 05-15-2004 05:29 PM

OK! Bru - How much do you want? http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif

Gaby 05-15-2004 06:10 PM

Anyway, Bru. What makes you think I was talking about you?........Guilty conscience?

SilverHeels 05-16-2004 03:04 AM

quote:Originally posted by Gaby:
Anyway, Bru. What makes you think I was talking about you?........Guilty conscience?

er ... hmmmm ... dammit! er .. gotta run, folks. Catch ya later.
Phew!
http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif

DMD3 05-18-2004 12:36 PM

Yet another person I thought was a guy. Anyway about that female who scored pretty high, if your from Georgia that was probably the $lut I wasted a year and half of my life on loving. I only get to live about 80 years or so, and the bi+ch ain't worth a single day of it.

Gaby 05-18-2004 04:15 PM

And this is the boy who wonders why he has trouble with women!

Brian - I think you need to have another word with him.

SilverHeels 05-18-2004 05:05 PM

quote:Originally posted by DMD3:
Yet another person I thought was a guy. .

What is it with this guy!?!?!

Janice 05-19-2004 12:31 AM

quote:Originally posted by DMD3:
Yet another person I thought was a guy. Anyway about that female who scored pretty high, if your from Georgia that was probably the $lut I wasted a year and half of my life on loving. I only get to live about 80 years or so, and the bi+ch ain't worth a single day of it.

For someone who "ain't worth a single day of it" you sure do seem to waste a lot of your days obsessing about her - I don't think there are too many threads in which you don't find a way to mention her in some negative fashion. BTW, I'm sure your parents would find less fault with the folks on this discussion board no matter what they scored on the purity test than they do with your trashy language - how 'bout cleaning it up a little for future posts.


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