If I got a phone call from Gord I would honestly say "Gord who?" Then I would immediately cruise through my memory banks for everything I have ever put on this board and figure out a way to blame someone else. DMD3 comes to mind, but I would probably have to blame Bill for wearing the clear panties and befuddling my mind. Then I'd tell him my real name was Sheila (heheh).

If I got a call from Gord I would tell him I told you years ago I didn't steal your Zippo so don't ask me again.

Brisket City is so good someone might believe that one. I want to see the Kosher Lightfoot pic.

I think Gord misplaced the zippo himself out of guilt over the Lyle "incident".
It was probably a reminder of Lyle nearly tartar.

That's what I told him! I don't think he felt guilty at all over eating Lyle near tar-tar. He looked like a bum eating a sandwich.

I'm sure he did, but he's probably in denial. Otherwise he wouldn't be obsessing over the zippo...right?

Sue, that was TRULY hysterical!! I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes! I almost smothered myself with my hand in front of my mouth trying to keep from laughing so hard that I'd wake the kids!! VERY VERY FUNNY!!! You should submit this to Leno!!

Oh, JJ, those side-curls you asked about? They're called "payess."

Also, what is the "Lyle incident??" And what's this about a Zippo lighter?

maybe i could do both at once and have a Rabbi Rapper? lol

payees, eh? thanks, Sheryl http://www.corfid.com/ubb/smile.gif

someone said those religious caps are capas, not sure about the spelling...or capos? well, either way i had it in the wrong postion http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif

quote:Originally posted by Sheryl Klein:
Cathy, you are too funny! Yeah, just what wouldn't we say to him if he called? Brink? Got any ideas???!!!

i'd give him some Lazy Mornin' attitude:

"hello there and way to go Gordon,
you're keepin' up with the Joneses,
but after my posting of your pic,
i'd hoped no one'd telephone us!"

http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif

ps) oh i really love this one, also:

Me and Bubbie McGee, lol

now is that a 1/2 Jewish, 1/2 Scottish grandma?

ps) oh i really love this one, also:

Me and Bubbie McGee, lol

now is that a 1/2 Jewish, 1/2 Scottish grandma?

sifting through all the unanswered questions...
I beleive the song is called
"The Wish" and was on a christmas CD that came out in Canada about 7 years ago with various artist from around canada singing different songs.

quote:Originally posted by jj:
someone said those religious caps are capas, not sure about the spelling...or capos? well, either way i had it in the wrong postion http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif

The skull cap worn by observant Jewish men is called a "Kippah"(pronounced KEE-PAH.) in Hebrew.
The Yiddish word for it is "Yarmulke"(pronounced Yahmakkah)

quote:Originally posted by jj:
ps) oh i really love this one, also:

Me and Bubbie McGee, lol

now is that a 1/2 Jewish, 1/2 Scottish grandma?

LOL Well there are Scottish Jews ya know.
Or maybe the family named used to be Moscowitz and they changed it at Ellis Island http://www.corfid.com/ubb/smile.gif

lol, thanks Sundreme http://www.corfid.com/ubb/smile.gif
than i should have added Kippah On Yearning!

well i've over-edited to the point where GL is almost not recognizable so i figure i can post this version...any beefs, please see CHAR! lol http://www.corfid.com/ubb/tongue.gif

http://johnfowles.org.uk/LIGHTFOOT/chanuka.jpg

Gord's a chameleon, lol...ever see the movie Zelig? http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by jj (edited December 09, 2004).]

That's great, JJ!! (BTW, it's Pay-ESS, not payEES!!!) Gord was better looking in the Christmas shoot http://www.corfid.com/ubb/frown.gif And this beard doesn't do him justice. How about him in polka dot underwear? (briefs, please) I'm a bad, bad girl.

http://hostmyfile.net/files/14634.jpg

ok, Cathy & co...what are the title tracks? http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif

Oh, that's good, NOTJJ (yeah, right, hehehe -- whooops, eh eh eh eh!)

O.K., we're gonna work some up... give us time...

Oh man snoop gord is great.

ROFL!!
Oh boy, that one is the best...

Uh oh, is that the NY skyline in the background (with the Twin Towers?) Gord's gonna be pissed! Gotta be Canadian background!!

[This message has been edited by Sheryl Klein (edited December 07, 2004).]

ok, with the help of my son, we took this one out. I think we could have done every title, but here's what we have:

1) 24 Karat BLING
2) A Gangsta Passing Through
3) A Message To The Ghetto
4) Shoot Out on 8th Avenue
5) Bay Area Bound
6) Baby Step Back (Keep going beep *edited*)
7) Betty Called Me Pimp Daddy
8) Blackberry Forty
9) Bitter Green (No More Bammer)
10) Dealer Man
11) Cold Steel From NY
12) In My M.O.

ok ok, we'll stop..but it's addictive...

[This message has been edited by LSH (edited December 07, 2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Sundreme:
The skull cap worn by observant Jewish men is called a "Kippah"(pronounced KEE-PAH.) in Hebrew.
The Yiddish word for it is "Yarmulke"(pronounced Yahmakkah)


A KEE-PAH, huh? Wow. Here in Northern Maine, that's what we call trout that are big enough to keep. "Eh-yup. That's a keepah."

Cathy http://www.cathycowette.com

ABSOlutely terrific!! Almost choked on my soup whilst reading it!! Favorite: 24 Karat BLING!

Had to add to it. In My M.O., for In My Fashion...after all the words are on the cover...hook it up jj...put it on the cover!

quote:Originally posted by LSH:
ok, with the help of my son, we took this one out. I think we could have done every title, but here's what we have:

1) 24 Karat BLING
2) A Gangsta Passing Through
3) A Message To The Ghetto
4) Shoot Out on 8th Avenue
5) Bay Area Bound
6) Baby Step Back (Keep going beep *edited*)
7) Betty Called Me Pimp Daddy
8) Blackberry Forty
9) Bitter Green (No More Bammer)
10) Dealer Man
11) Cold Steel From NY
12) In My M.O.

ok ok, we'll stop..but it's addictive...

[This message has been edited by LSH (edited December 07, 2004).]

That's classic! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/smile.gif

Oh God. I'm laughing so hard right now. Give me a few minutes to clear my head so I can come up with some song titles.
Come on guys. Give me some help. We might as well all get in trouble as a group!

Hey! We didn't do it. Nobody saw us do it! You can't prove anything!

My sides hurt from laughing!

And I thought you didn't have the nerve to do it, JJ.

Cathy http://www.cathycowette.com

Already there Cath, check it out!
Thanks Watchman and Sheryl. So much fun...I think we should make this one a double CD so Ry and I can keep going...

What? It's not JJ! Didn't you see? It's NOTJJ!!! Not our dear, sweet JJ, he'd NEVER diss our Gord-Man!

What? It's not JJ! Didn't you see? It's NOTJJ!!! Not our dear, sweet JJ, he'd NEVER diss our Gord-Man!

hey, WHOever posted that, pretty cool, eh?
(especially if you're tuned in Barry Harvey or Gord or the boys, i mean boyz, lol)

well, WAY TO GO, lsh and little homie! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif

i've been trying to 'get jiggy' but most of those are over my head (hip hop is almost as foreign to a trailer guy like me, as Hebrew is, lol)

i'm surpried that Bru or Char hasn't requested a hitman Italiano Gordo...wasn't he actually a Soprano when he first sang at Massey Hall? lol

ever see that A&E "Growin Up Gotti"?
well, how about Growin Up Gordi? http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif

ok, i thought of one, is that Timberlake guy hip hop?
i just "flashed" to the Super Bowl so:

how about Nipple Ring Them Bells? http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif

(hey, i already gave the "expicit language" warning, eh? http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif)

jj coolio http://www.corfid.com/ubb/cool.gif

ps) i like that word: bliiiing...whatzit mean?

ok, edit: i was just rereading and ok, can't friggen type, eh... oh this is rap so i can rephrase that" i can't F***ING type!!!!"...there, that's more like it, lol

Gord H, hey thanks for the correction WAY back on Auld Lang Syne but it was actually the Syne part i was asking about but the Land word was totally a typo...come on, the d is fairly close to the g, eh? lol

btw, YOU guys pick say, the a top 8 or so to put on the cover, i hate editing people's creativity..then, well fix the cover say tomorrow http://www.corfid.com/ubb/smile.gif i love the title as In My M.O. (what's that?), lsh, so let's go with it...should i replace Snoop Gordd? Puff Gorddy? let me know, all, this is a democracy http://www.corfid.com/ubb/smile.gif

ps) wow, a Scottish/Jewish grandma, eh? heck, i'll bet she gives REAL expensive gifts, eh? http://www.corfid.com/ubb/frown.gif

[This message has been edited by jj (edited December 07, 2004).]

Three Mile Island's a Stinka
The Homey's Gone
Too Late for Prayin'(San Quentin Final Stretch)
Doin' Susan on the Floor
Morning Fix
Take THIS Lesson in Love *ITCH!
All my Lovely *itches


Hmmm, I better stop there... this isn't really my forte and I think I'll get in trouble if I keep going!

flashy jewelry is bliiiing baby.
here's the second CD (sorry for #5, but he did put the warning label on):

1)Canary Yellow Cadillac
2)(I Made It) Home From The Rumble
3)Anything For Drugs
4)Gangsta City
5)Dream Street Ho's
6)Carefree High Way
7)Don't Get Beat Down
8)Twilight Katy
9)Gotta Get Away (from the 5-0)
10)Ecstasy Scored Easy


[This message has been edited by LSH (edited December 07, 2004).]

From a friend who wishes to remain anonymous, and I can't say that I blame him.

Drink Yo Glasses Empty
Cold Hands Up In New York
The Circle Be Small
You be da Bossman
Whadup and Wherefore
Ice Ice Baby Step Back
Ecstacy Got Easy
U Can't Depend on Love or Touch Dis
The Crib You Be Livin' In
Canadian Rapper's Trilogy
Make Way For Da Lady
Mutha Of A Minor's Child
Yo, Linda
Po Little Allison
Cook Them Bitter Greens
Hey Yo, Yo, Yo
Does Dat Mutha F**ker Know?
Early Mo'nin' Raid
Canadian Rapper's Trilogy
I Used To Be A Hip Hop Singer
Leaves Of Grass In The Bong Yo Yo
My Little Biotch
Old Dan's Police Records
Second Cuppa Vodka 'n' Juice
The Wreck Of Ella Fitzgerald

Cathy http://www.cathycowette.com

[This message has been edited by Cathy (edited December 07, 2004).]

oh man, those are killer, LOL

i should get my nephew on this, i don't understand a word he says, he wears both his cap and pants backwards! lol

i think the album cover is the LEAST
of "our" worries! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/tongue.gif

oh man, those are killer, LOL

i should get my nephew on this, i don't understand a word he says, he wears both his cap and pants backwards! lol

i think the album cover is the LEAST
of "our" worries! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/tongue.gif

ok, with the "expert"'s advice, I'm going for the most rapper/gangsta sounding ones.
WEST COAST lol
I'll pick five and let others pick the rest or shoot mine down http://www.corfid.com/ubb/smile.gif
1) In My M.O. (modus operandi jj)
2) Canary Yellow Cadillac
3) Dream Street Ho's
4) 24 Karat Bling
5) Bay Area Bound

[or if we can't have "ho's" in there, we'll take Bitter Green (No More Bammer)]

ps jj DON'T CHANGE THE NAME! SNOOP GORDD is the best..snoop dogg is very laid back, so it's perfect...

Any more info about this?

quote:Originally posted by paddletothesea:
sifting through all the unanswered questions...
I beleive the song is called
"The Wish" and was on a christmas CD that came out in Canada about 7 years ago with various artist from around canada singing different songs.

Ok I was going to content myself with a trio of of rapping hits
Rapping Silver Cloud Blues
Rapping In My Sleep
Rap Among The Ruins
pretty tame stuff so I a'googled for rap hits and found a site giving the lyrics (if you can call them that)
of the top 20 rap songs of 2003 amongst which I found
the lyrics to Read My Mind by Avant which contains these relevant gems
I can read your mind, babe (Oh)
My truck is parked out front, so let’s ride
So baby, take a ride with me
It’s alright (With me, yeah, yeah)
and although not directly Gord related but I liked the great literary merit of this stanza
"I know you wanna see, I know you wanna be
In my B-E-D grindin’ slowly"
there was also
Artist: Jay-z
Song Title: Dirt off your shoulder lyrics
as I suspected many of the songs contain really disgusting lyrics
and one must not forget in the circumstances
Jimmy Ate World's great song "my sundown"
which has the immortal line
"Good goodbye tin sunshine."
and hey on the Jewish album you forgot Wailing Walls
and i noted from
the official list of the most requested Hip Hop and Rap hits of all time
number one is tada tada
1. Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot
and I liked
18. Take It To da House - Trick Daddy
and
26. Summertime - DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince
http://www.popculturemadness.com/Mus...-Waving-3D.gif
that's it folks
John Fowles
What a super topic this turned into!!!
As Char is fond of saying it really cracks me up