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charlene
11-26-2010, 12:48 PM
http://dalesdesigns.net/rock-on.htm

any thoughts about any changes to GL tunes???

jj
11-26-2010, 01:37 PM
that's a hoot (and that guy sounds good on geetar as well as vocals)

just played with a few titles (one doesn't have to be a senior for these to apply!)...when it gets COLD i have calcific tendonitis on THE SHOULDER

CAN'T DEPEND ON DEPENDS
DRINK YER GLASS OF METAMUCIL EMPTY
EARLY MORNING TRIP TO THE URINAL, SOON FOLLOWED BY A MORNING TRIP
HANGDOG NURSING HOME ROOM
IF CHILDREN HAD WINGS, MAYBE THEY'D VISIT MORE OFTEN
IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND, YOU COULD TRY HELP ME REMEMBER
LAZY MORNIN', AFTERNOON AND EVENIN'
LONG THIN HAIR
MY PONY WON'T GO
ODE TO LITTLE BLUE PILL (segue from above)
ON SUSAN'S FLOOR, AND I CAN'T GET UP!
SALUTE (A LOT MORE LIVIN' TO DO:)
NOT THE SAME OLD LOVERMAN
SECOND CUP OF ENSURE
WINTER SIDE OF LIFE
A KNEE TOO WEAK TO STAND
SATURDAY CLOTHES...SAME AS FRIDAY'S

bjm7777
11-27-2010, 01:28 AM
Too funny.....

charlene
11-27-2010, 10:24 AM
If You Could Find My Mind ..

ok - now work on the lyrics of your new Songs James...

Moose
11-27-2010, 02:49 PM
Canary Yellow Commode. Feels kinda mean to be doing this to Gord's songs.

redhead
11-27-2010, 02:50 PM
any thoughts about any changes to GL tunes???

jj: Since you're already working on lyrics, got a few more titles for you to work with:

TOO LATE FOR "PLAY'N"
I'D DO IT AGAIN (if i could)
IF I COULD
APOLOGY (this NEVER happened before)

"red":biggrin:

charlene
11-27-2010, 03:54 PM
LOL!! - Good ones Red!
okay James - go for it.

No meanness meant!
There's no tour to talk about, the weather is changing, xmas is still weeks away.. a bit of fun is allowed!
I'll apologize to Gordon when I see him.
lol

Don Quixote
11-28-2010, 11:10 PM
Sundown (Bedtime)
Home from the Proctologist
Lifeline (Short version)
Second Cup of Metamucil
Shout My Name (I Can't Hear You)
It's Too Late, it's 10
Keepin' on Yawnin'
Shadows (The Cataract Song)
Early Morning Pains
Sixteen Pills (for Seven Aches)
I Want to Hear it from You (So Speak Up, Already)
Cold Hands from No Circulation

DQ, speaking from experience

charlene
11-28-2010, 11:43 PM
good ones DQ !
so many that are ME !
lolol

jj
11-28-2010, 11:50 PM
LOL stuff, DQ and red (hey, call me j for short:))

no, no mean bones in these corfidians...i did delete a few thoughts, borderline

just titles here guys, like writing this last decade (make that last two, lol)
...no songs, just lotsa titles and melodies...many clever poets here, a fact

well, E.D./constipation/fatigue/mind/ etc have been well covered..no Drifters?

man, that brings back chuckles from, must be a dozen years back, Jenney:cool:

note: "old" Bachman & Turner (BTO) should keep singing what they sang 30+ years ago, an A1 Grey Cup (the 98th!) halftime performance and game, imo...speaking of Cold Hands...the band, 60,000 western fans and those CFL players, such troopers

YouTube - Bachman Turner Grey Cup HQ

jj
12-02-2010, 07:15 PM
MEDIC!!!!

YouTube - Bachman Turner Rehearsal Grey Cup guy takes big fall


char, you need to trade in your air guitar for a broom geetar! (oh, and a helmet):)

charlene
12-02-2010, 07:22 PM
well it's all fun and games till somebody falls down the stairs!
poor guy..i wonder how he is..
ouchy!!!!!!!!!

2silent2breal
12-02-2010, 07:58 PM
Hmm, a John Prine song comes to mind...

"-at the wrong end of a broom
Yea, this world'll make you crazy
Crazy as a loon"

Cathy
12-03-2010, 05:50 AM
Wow. He looks like my ex, and definitely something he'd do. Maybe this happened before we were married, which explains his strange behavior.

Cathy

Wheels
12-07-2010, 01:05 AM
Did She Mention My Name and what was it, again?

(Yeah, this does feel mean)