johnfowles
08-16-2006, 08:59 AM
I have just discovered where the erstwhile and seemingly erudite Geo Steve gets his mega-unreadable quotes from:-
The Corporate Gibberish Generator at:-
http://www.andrewdavidson.com/gibberish/
description
"Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator(TM) by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies."
entering Microsoft corporation produced prose to delight Steve
sample
"Microsoft Corporation practically invented the term "technologies". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to leverage. The mega-transparent, proactive versioning factor is leading-edge. The ultra-real-time dynamic, C2C2B development factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. If you mesh holistically, you may have to streamline seamlessly. We will enlarge our power to deploy without devaluing our capability to visualize. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular co-branded, short-term re-purposing and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be revolutionary? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous infrastructures and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. The biometrics factor is reconfigurable. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (eventually) be able to expedite faithfully. "
The Corporate Gibberish Generator at:-
http://www.andrewdavidson.com/gibberish/
description
"Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator(TM) by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies."
entering Microsoft corporation produced prose to delight Steve
sample
"Microsoft Corporation practically invented the term "technologies". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to leverage. The mega-transparent, proactive versioning factor is leading-edge. The ultra-real-time dynamic, C2C2B development factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. If you mesh holistically, you may have to streamline seamlessly. We will enlarge our power to deploy without devaluing our capability to visualize. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular co-branded, short-term re-purposing and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be revolutionary? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous infrastructures and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. The biometrics factor is reconfigurable. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (eventually) be able to expedite faithfully. "