How much wood.........?

[Borderstone]

Since things here have recently been a bit sad and serious,let me ask you this. "How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif Or How much wood could a wood-pecker peck if a woodpecker could peck wood? http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif ...and lastly! How many Boards could a Borderstone board if a Borderstone could board boards? http://www.corfid.com/ubb/confused.gif http://www.corfid.com/ubb/tongue.gif: LATER! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.corfid.com/ubb/cool.gif

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Borderstone - AZ's answer to GL! (but what was the question?)

[Cathy]

If it took a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a mosquito with a wooden leg to kick a whale's ear full of crab apples?

Cathy

[Auburn Annie]

quote:Originally posted by Cathy:
If it took a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a mosquito with a wooden leg to kick a whale's ear full of crab apples?

Cathy

Aauughhh! Do you folks have any idea what that kind of sentence does to a dyslexic like me?

And how does half a hen lay anything? <g>

[Borderstone]

Half-***ed I would imagine. http://www.corfid.com/ubb/eek.gif Pardon my locker-room humor ladies,but for some reason,I just had to. http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Borderstone - AZ's answer to GL! (but what was the question?)

[Cathy]

quote:Originally posted by Borderstone:
Half-***ed I would imagine. http://www.corfid.com/ubb/eek.gif Pardon my locker-room humor ladies,but for some reason,I just had to. http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif




By a half cocked rooster?

I didn't say that. I did NOT say that. I'm too embarrassed to sign my own name.

Char

[Borderstone]

Those kind of roosters don't get much action in the barnyard,eh? http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif Ha ha http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Borderstone - AZ's answer to GL! (but what was the question?)

[Borderstone]

My brother's mother is,my mother too and my other brother's mother is my mother too.....and if I had another brother he could call my mother,mother but my brother's mother would still be my mother too! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Borderstone - AZ's answer to GL! (but what was the question?)

[Char1]

yes I made Cathy say it and sign my name....
Char
:0

[Borderstone]

Now a real challenge!!!! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/eek.gif Quote the lyrics of,"The Auctioneer" out loud 5 times in a row,non-stop! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif OUCH! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/eek.gif

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Borderstone - AZ's answer to GL! (but what was the question?)

[Cathy]

quote:Originally posted by Char1:
yes I made Cathy say it and sign my name....
Char
:0


Char, are you playing with those voodoo dolls again?
That hurts! Cut it out!


OUCH!

[Borderstone]

How do-you do-the voo-doo that you-do so well-pray-tell-so all is well? http://www.corfid.com/ubb/wink.gif

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Borderstone - AZ's answer to GL! (but what was the question?)

[DMD3]

Say "on top of the teeth the tip of the tongue" real fast repeatedly.
On toppa da teeth de tip of de tongue will not do.

[Borderstone]

Lightfoot lyrics lasting like legendary learnings of life love & lovely lacy ladies! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Borderstone - AZ's answer to GL! (but what was the question?)

[Borderstone]

...and now from the late 30's or early '40's!

Mares eat oates and does eat oates and little lambs eat ivy! (Yes,that's an actual song. http://www.corfid.com/ubb/eek.gif What's it mean? I've heard it for nearly 25 years and I haven't a clue! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Fun to say though,it just popped into my head just after the last post. Bye,now! http://www.corfid.com/ubb/cool.gif

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Borderstone - AZ's answer to GL! (but what was the question?)