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Wingdrops
08-16-2000, 04:40 PM
Come to think of it, Gord doesn't have any lawyer songs! There's a judge and a jailor in DonQ, but I refuse to be one of the "wise and wicked ones who feed upon life's sacred fire." LOL.

I am certainly asking to be raked across the coals here, but "I'd Rather Press On." Can you think of any Gord lyrics that describe lawyers? Other than "Beautiful" and "Fine As Fine Can Be"?



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"And the laughter came too easy for life to pass me by." - SDYS
2Much2Lose
08-16-2000, 04:40 PM
Come to think of it, Gord doesn't have any lawyer songs! There's a judge and a jailor in DonQ, but I refuse to be one of the "wise and wicked ones who feed upon life's sacred fire." LOL.

I am certainly asking to be raked across the coals here, but "I'd Rather Press On." Can you think of any Gord lyrics that describe lawyers? Other than "Beautiful" and "Fine As Fine Can Be"?



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"And the laughter came too easy for life to pass me by." - SDYS
Chris M
08-16-2000, 05:06 PM
2Much2Loose,

Could you have asked a more challenging and
difficult question?!

In the meantime, while I search like crazy
for an answer and trying to catch up to your
"off the charts" I.Q. I'll be pretending to
be away on vacation in Katmandu until I come up with an answer for this one.
midnightmisty
08-16-2000, 05:06 PM
2Much2Loose,

Could you have asked a more challenging and
difficult question?!

In the meantime, while I search like crazy
for an answer and trying to catch up to your
"off the charts" I.Q. I'll be pretending to
be away on vacation in Katmandu until I come up with an answer for this one.
Chris M
08-16-2000, 05:11 PM
OK!

But this is not for really fine attorneys, such as yourself! So don't be offended! It's for the "ambulance chaser" variety lawyers.

"I'll Tag Along"

off to Katmandu, now, *poof*!
midnightmisty
08-16-2000, 05:11 PM
OK!

But this is not for really fine attorneys, such as yourself! So don't be offended! It's for the "ambulance chaser" variety lawyers.

"I'll Tag Along"

off to Katmandu, now, *poof*!
Wingdrops
08-16-2000, 05:13 PM
Or the song about the untimely appeal, "It's Too Late, He Wins." And paying off an unfavorable judgment, "Bitter Green."

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"And the laughter came too easy for life to pass me by." - SDYS
2Much2Lose
08-16-2000, 05:13 PM
Or the song about the untimely appeal, "It's Too Late, He Wins." And paying off an unfavorable judgment, "Bitter Green."

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"And the laughter came too easy for life to pass me by." - SDYS
2Much2Lose
08-16-2000, 06:07 PM
Don't forget Negotiations!
Jenney
Jenney
08-16-2000, 06:07 PM
Don't forget Negotiations!
Jenney
charlene
08-17-2000, 12:04 AM
Them's fightin' words pardner! I don't know what songs could be about lawyers (Baby Step Back?) but I do know that BEAUTIFUL sure isn't! LOL
It's about me!!
Where have you been - don't you read my posts?
Don't let anyone tell you any different either!
ROTFLMAO!!
CHAR
(the Beautiful one!)
did you get the video yet?
e-mail me!
charlene
08-17-2000, 12:04 AM
Them's fightin' words pardner! I don't know what songs could be about lawyers (Baby Step Back?) but I do know that BEAUTIFUL sure isn't! LOL
It's about me!!
Where have you been - don't you read my posts?
Don't let anyone tell you any different either!
ROTFLMAO!!
CHAR
(the Beautiful one!)
did you get the video yet?
e-mail me!
Chris M
08-17-2000, 02:00 AM
"what you don't confess" from Sundown.
(5th Amendmant Rights in the USA)
midnightmisty
08-17-2000, 02:00 AM
"what you don't confess" from Sundown.
(5th Amendmant Rights in the USA)
Chris M
08-17-2000, 02:11 AM
"Alimony, palimony puts a dent in me"
from "Morning Glory"
midnightmisty
08-17-2000, 02:11 AM
"Alimony, palimony puts a dent in me"
from "Morning Glory"
Wes Steele
08-17-2000, 09:33 AM
2much2lose don't get mad a me on this one about lawyers...I'm sure you are not like this but I could not resist...

"It took most of my time to do, what never was done..." "Can't Depend On Love"

Sorry, Wes
Tom
08-17-2000, 11:30 AM
How about from 10 Degrees and Colder:
And she told him she would take him for a ride . . .

Mary Ann
Mary Ann
08-17-2000, 11:30 AM
How about from 10 Degrees and Colder:
And she told him she would take him for a ride . . .

Mary Ann
Dorothea
08-17-2000, 11:54 AM
Mary Ann,
I've just said how good your answers are on a topic on the other board.
And then what do I find? This!LOL.
2much,it's all yours.
Don't be too hard on her.LOL.

Frank.
Frank v
08-17-2000, 11:54 AM
Mary Ann,
I've just said how good your answers are on a topic on the other board.
And then what do I find? This!LOL.
2much,it's all yours.
Don't be too hard on her.LOL.

Frank.
Wingdrops
08-18-2000, 07:02 PM
ROTFLMAO. You guys are great! And Char, maybe you are "Beautiful" because you were a lawyer in a previous life? LOL (email coming to thank you more fully than I can here).

How about, "I never was a thief"? (if not "Beautiful" I must be that Same Old Loverman!)


Never Say Trust Me - get it in writing!

Momma said "Son be your own big gun!"

This is all fine until someone says, "He was the greatest monster that the world ever knew!"



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"And the laughter came too easy for life to pass me by." - SDYS
2Much2Lose
08-18-2000, 07:02 PM
ROTFLMAO. You guys are great! And Char, maybe you are "Beautiful" because you were a lawyer in a previous life? LOL (email coming to thank you more fully than I can here).

How about, "I never was a thief"? (if not "Beautiful" I must be that Same Old Loverman!)


Never Say Trust Me - get it in writing!

Momma said "Son be your own big gun!"

This is all fine until someone says, "He was the greatest monster that the world ever knew!"



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"And the laughter came too easy for life to pass me by." - SDYS
Chris M
08-18-2000, 07:46 PM
2Much2Loose:

Are ANY lyrics of Gord's acceptable even if
they were to refer to those not so ethical lawyers? Because I have a WILD one, but I need a permission slip from you first! Until then,.....I must say no more....

still hiding out in Katmandu, but "Rangoon"
is my next destination!

mysterymidnightmisty
midnightmisty
08-18-2000, 07:46 PM
2Much2Loose:

Are ANY lyrics of Gord's acceptable even if
they were to refer to those not so ethical lawyers? Because I have a WILD one, but I need a permission slip from you first! Until then,.....I must say no more....

still hiding out in Katmandu, but "Rangoon"
is my next destination!

mysterymidnightmisty
Wingdrops
08-18-2000, 11:28 PM
All is fair game. Permission granted.
I may regret it, but I doubt it. I keep a book of lawyer jokes at my office.

Rangoon? One night in Bangkok, the world's your oyster. You wouldn't be stopping off at Kuala Lumpur would you?

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"And the laughter came too easy for life to pass me by." - SDYS
2Much2Lose
08-18-2000, 11:28 PM
All is fair game. Permission granted.
I may regret it, but I doubt it. I keep a book of lawyer jokes at my office.

Rangoon? One night in Bangkok, the world's your oyster. You wouldn't be stopping off at Kuala Lumpur would you?

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"And the laughter came too easy for life to pass me by." - SDYS